This summer Shania took to jumping on our countertops and eating everything she could get her mouth on. We’ve had this cat for 12 years and for 11.5 years she wouldn’t touch human food. We could leave whole chickens out and she would turn her nose up. But now –I caught her eating cheese balls, bagels, mac & cheese and a stick of butter to name a few things. We thought she had lost her mind.
She also lost most of her hearing over the summer. Ever snuck up on a cat before? Their reaction is extremely entertaining. ;)
So, being the stellar pet parents we are- we took her to the vet for the first time since 2008.
I know – I know.
But really until this summer she has been just fine so there really wasn’t a reason.
Apparently she has lost her mind, her hearing and she has lost 3lbs. In 2008 she was 8.75lbs. Now she is 5.75. And no- we didn’t notice. And yes I realize that is a third of her body weight. I think the vet was a little horrified. Her payback? Several hundred dollars and diagnosis of over-active thyroid. Yep- that’s a half a pill in the morning and half a pill at night. For the rest of her life. She’s 17 though so that might not be all that long in reality.
How does she do with pills the vest asked. She’s never been sick I said so I wouldn’t know. She raised her eyebrow at me. Clearly I had lost any credibility not noticing that my cat had lost a third of her body weight. She’ll be fine I said. The eyebrow was still raised.
What this doc didn’t know is that I have a secret weapon. I pilled good ‘ol Pepsi (may she rest in peace) daily for probably 7 to 10 years. I got skillz.
Poor Shania, who has never taken a med in life, had no idea what hit her this evening. Before she could even figure out what I was doing I had that pill down her throat.
Take that..vet lady.
We go back in 30 days for weight check, blood test and med refill.
Hopefully this magical little pill will restore Shania’s mind and my countertops to a cat free zone again.