As you may recall Mark spent quite a bit of time in one of our cupboards last year because he just freaked Alec out so much.
What a difference a year makes.
Mark was the bane of my/our existence this year until we found a new game.
The ‘How can we annoy Alec game”.

Alec is insistent that Mark is not real.
We moved him a few times when we first got him out and Alec just kept getting annoyed that we were moving around the decorations. He would insist that we put him back on a certain shelf ‘where he belongs’.
He has explained to us that elves are not real- that he is a doll-and pretty much we are crazy for thinking otherwise.
I’ll be honest- we haven’t pushed the whole ‘magical’ thing as far as others. Why lie? It’s fun if they believe on their own but if you have to convince your child of a lie then is it truly fun and magical?
If we gently remind Alec that Mark will tell Santa if he is naughty- Alec quips back with ‘then Mark will tell Santa you are being mean to me and you won’t get any presents for Christmas’(insert exacerbated sigh and eye roll) with ‘I’ve told you- he’s not real’.
This apparently was a bit of an act because one night we forgot to move Mark. We could hear Alec walking though the living room to our room and we hear ‘ha..he didn’t move. I knew he wasn’t real’. Erik whispers ‘that little $hit – of course that would be the first thing he notices’. I had to laugh. It is just so typical of what happens around here.
Alec questioned why he hadn’t moved and I said “ he was too tired”.
I got the Alec look of disdain. If you know Alec, then you know the look I am referring to. It’s the ‘don’t be stupid look’.
Of which Alec responded with “he doesn’t have a heart beat”.
Touché.
I dropped the subject.
We moved Mark to the tree the next night and in the morning I hear “I wish the grown-ups would stop moving him around. It’s annoying”.
Debbie put Mark on the fan:

Alec was concerned “ that he was in a dangerous spot and might break”.
I stuck him on top of the tv this morning and I heard Alec muttering “he’s going to get electrocuted up there …don’t they know that?”
I think the goal is now to move him around just to see how annoyed we can make Alec.
A new fun family tradition.
Mom & Dad 1/child 0
But like any other stuffed animal Alec has…he still feels the need to take care of him:

Cookies are important for everyone – even those without taste buds.
Aren’t they?